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Check your vagina or gynecology is your friend

 

Facing a first-time visit to the gynecologist is daunting, but the visit becomes a simple walk in the park when the doctor presents you with something far more frightening: the possibility of losing your uterus.

This isn’t just another boring parable told to ensure pubescent girls get their check-ups; it was my unfortunate reality. Skipping lady exams isn’t a lesson you can afford to learn on your own.  Trust me.   

You either love it or hate it, but do you know what it is really? I was asked and I didn't so I put this together for you.

For those who don’t know what semen is… Semen is the ejaculate of male mammals. Its main purpose is to transport sperm to the awaiting egg of a female mammal for reproductive purposes. That’s how it’s supposed to be used, but we all know that the large majority of the semen ejaculated by humans ends up on a towel at the bottom of the laundry basket instead of a vagina.

So what's it made of?

There was recently a story going around about a guy in NYC who was leaving business card in women’s magazines with his name, phone number and handwritten message that read:

[“I am a single white male, 45 years old, 5’9” tall, who wants to give oral sex to a woman, 18 to 59, any race, ethnicity, nationality, religion. I want to satisfy your carnal lust by giving you powerful orgasms.”]

Many people in the media treated the story as if this is a problem. I sincerely don’t see it as one.

John Westwood is a man like many others who likes to eat pussy. Many men and women enjoy the sensory explosion of putting your eyes, nose and mouth that close to the vagina. Many can’t enjoy a thrilling experience such as this often enough. Clearly, Mr. Westwood is among those men. Admittedly, this is the first time I have heard of anyone distributing flyers for their cunnilingus services, but there is a first time for everything… right?

While his methods a tad unconventional, and in the time of craigslist might seem a nigh prehistoric, I think he’s on to something. One of the many reasons people site for not being sexually satisfied in relationships is because they are either not getting enough, or the right kind of sex they want. How else do you get the sex that you want but by asking for it?