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Lelo Mia 2 Review: Playtime Anytime (Sexpert Approved)

Lelo Mia 2 Review: Playtime Anytime (Sexpert Approved)

​Sleek and modern are the first two words that come to mind when I think of Lelo's Mia 2

Maybe she’s born with it maybe its earned after a hard day of work with a hot bath and a decent bottle of Trader Joes 3.99 fermented grape juice, in a hotel room during a business trip or the bathroom during your cousins’ wedding. If orgasms are part of a good beauty regimen, Mia 2 by Lelo will give you the freshly fucked glow you’re after.  Wherever the mood strikes you, the Mia 2 will get the job done.

Mia 2 by Lelo ($69.99)

What: Lipstick Vibe/portable vibrator

Materials: Medical grade hard plastic

Body safe: 10/10

Power: None

Noise: 0/10

Stats:

  • Length: 5"
  • Insertable length: 4"
  • Circumference: 3 1/4"
  • Diameter: 1 1/2"
  • Weight: 1.6oz
  • 1-year warranty plus a 10-year quality guarantee

Turn ons

​It's pretty unassuming when it's just lying there.

As with all Lelo toys, the Mia 2 is expectedly chic. Its design is a classic yet modern interpretation of the bullet vibe. It’s streamlined and contoured to the shape of an avant-garde lip stain. This darling would be at home in any make-up bag, provide its crammed full of Lancôme and MAC. Even if you’re not a makeup fan, it’s discreet enough to not raise suspicion from a quick look in any woman’s bag or toiletries drawer.

Mia 2 is made of hard black plastic that is subtly trimmed in a flash of silver. Its design is subtle and elegant yet manages to hit the sexy mark without it having to try. My unit came in black but there are two other colors (pink and rose) to choose from.

While classic in design, it’s 2-hour USB rechargeable battery is a decidedly modern turn. This is the stand out feature of the Lelo Mia 2 that elevates it from a plan-ahead-device to an orgasm-anywhere-magic-wand. No woman should be a slave to a pillow or curled finger tips while away from home, the MIA 2 is the perfect travel companion. Because of its simple design and lack of branding on the bottom half, any passer-by would not glance twice at your flash drive.

In terms of functionality there are 6 settings each with a varying level of intensity. Just as I hoped the MIA 2 provided fun times, alas it did more for stimulation than actual pushing me over the limit during solo play. Each level of vibrations differs in regards to pulsation and tempo. Yet even at the highest point I required more time to climax with the MIA 2 than with other vibes. Given the portable nature of the vibe I was more than willing to take my time. The rewards when one goes slowly and employs the magic of a few figure eights are shudder worthy.

It’s worth noting that my roommate heard not a peep during any solo session due to the MIA 2’s extremely quiet motor. That’s not to say the buzz isn’t audible. In person, you could precisely describe the sound as a low a hum.

When used during one-on-one playtime, the possibilities are quite diverse. Wedged between lovers the vibe provides just the right amount of direct clitoris stimulation. While the Lelo line has dedicated clip-on massagers for vaginal sex (Noa and Tiani), the MIA 2 provides an excellent warm up with no physical intrusion into one’s love making.

When used while masturbating for a partner, it’s very satisfying and the small size. Plus, it’s so unassuming even the shyest toy novice will warm to its charms.

Side note: When placed on the underside of your partner’s balls during oral will earn a smirk inducing gasp.

Comes with an anti-bacterial pouch to keep it safe between uses.

Lelo offers a 1-year warranty for all their toys where they will replace a defective unit for free. In addition, they also give you a 10-year quality guarantee that allows you to get a new unit at half-off if your unit becomes defective after the first year. That is a stellar warranty.

Turn offs

Use a piece of paper towel inside the cap to help absorb some of the fluids.

The silver band on the MIA 2 which separates to reveal the clever usb charging system will require special care due to crevices. These nooks and crannies will become home to all types of fluids water based, oil based and any other lubricant you so happen to have slipped around with oh and bacteria.  So by all means keep things fresh with soap and water or your favorite toy cleaner.

Caution to those whose pussy crave the Kitchen Aid mixer power of the Hitachi, this isn’t your friend and thus your vagina will mock you coldly for even trying.

Bottom line

If you buy the Mia 2 massager from Lelo, your vagina will thank you. If it could, it would weave a tale full of roses and unicorns (take that reference wherever you will, Bayeux tapestry anyone)? What it lacks in cement mixing strength, it makes up for with style and an assortment of play combinations. Discrete, easy to use, appropriate for almost all situations the Mia 2 should be your first choice for a lipstick vibe, the only question being which shade?

Review unit provided by Eden Fantasy

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